We were looking at costume jewelry in a store… He found a cocktail ring with a heart shaped “diamond”… So, he turns to me and says;
“You know how when you're a girl and you don't have a boy? Well you buy one of these heart diamond rings and put it on. Then the boy will find you and marry you”.
Me: “What if you don't like the boy that wants to marry you?”
Squink: “You take it off and they go away, then you put it on again and a new boy will find you to marry you”.