“No mom, I want food water”.
~ said after I gave him a glass of tap water. Yes, our tap water is
that icky… we filter it at home.
Squink: “Mom, can we have a food drive?”
Squink: “First we need a truck”.
~ at least he's ambitious.
As he started to eat his sticky rice with his hand: “Mom, I'm
pretending my fingers are a fork”.
“In order to wake up you have to take a nap first”. ~ about bedtime.
Me: What does that spell?
“She is only wearing underwear”.
~ pointing to a picture of Wonder Woman.
“In my Arizona, there is a werewolf and it killed me and I then I live
again”. ~ telling me a tale of unknown origins.
“Mom, I have to talk. Because we have brains in our heads”
~ in response to my telling him he has to be quiet as it is bed time.
“Mama, I want to have my birthday at the hotel, the one with the
rooms”. ~ while discussing birthday party options.